Rickey Henderson was rewarded for all of Rickey’s achievements today by having Rickey’s face frozen in carbonite. As the greatest base stealer in history, let’s look back at some of Rickey’s greatest steals:
1. Downloaded Chinese Democracy two months before its official release
2. That time Rickey's ghost runner stole third when Nolan Ryan wasn’t looking. Yes huh it counts.
3. The discount Rickey got by buying the whole duvet set instead of just the duvet cover.
4. Didn’t Rickey used to do cocaine? Rickey probably stole some cocaine.
5. The souls of some Native Americans with Rickey’s trusty Nikon.
6. Kisses from Rickey’s high school sweetheart, who later became Rickey’s wife and the mother of Rickey’s three beautiful children (It’s about love, people).
My god, is this the rush David Letterman feels every night? Generating lists makes me feel like a god on stolen cocaine.
photo by Piero Sierra
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